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Nanny goat state: D.C. cemetery hires unlikely landscaping crew
Wed Aug 7, 2013
Umm, Scooter? They listed the cost in the article. Try reading before spouting off.
Confirmed kills: A solemn secret for military snipers is becoming a pop-culture hit
Tue Jul 30, 2013
This is hardly surprising from a nation that considers sitting in a tree until a deer walks under it "hunting."
After vote allowing gay kids to become Boy Scouts, some families call it quits
Fri May 31, 2013
Well congratulations. You got a bug up your ass and decided to make your son cry on account of it. Aren't you a piece of work. Leaving the Scouts? Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out. Good riddance.
NYC public school swaps chicken nuggets for tofu, becomes first all-vegetarian cafeteria
Wed May 1, 2013
For everyone b!tching about this decision, consider that the "meat" generally served in public school cafeterias isn't really what you'd classify as meat. It's grade-D, processed, gritty, faux food.
Army couple charged with force-feeding foster kids hot sauce, withholding water
Tue Apr 30, 2013
Hey Scale, Careful, buddy. One-track minds like yours have a tendency to derail.
Would you buy a man-made diamond?
Wed Apr 17, 2013
A diamond is a rock with a certain mineral content and crystalline structure, period. That's the definition of a diamond. Synthetics ARE diamonds, and DeBeers' assertion that they not be called such is absurd. It's like wine. All wine--regardless of kind of grape, type of land, eff …
It's true: Men can't read women's emotions, study confirms
Sun Apr 14, 2013
Didn't read the article?
Low levels of melatonin linked to diabetes
Tue Apr 2, 2013
You mean like aspirin, acetaminophen, and ibuprofen don't require a prescription, can be bought in any drugstore, and aren't FDA regulated? Oh wait. Of course they are. Were you required to get an Rx the last time you got a headache? Didn't think so. Idiot.
Duggars reveal gender of their next grandchild, discuss adoption
Mon Apr 1, 2013
Pretty sure the only reason they're considering adopting a Chinese baby is that it's easier to conceal the giant pile of cray-cray that is their family from an orphanage on the other side of the world. No American adoption agency would touch these people with a ten-foot pole, everyone has seen …
'Stay calm': Woman walks away after Canada wolf attack
Wed Mar 20, 2013
Two hundred pounds?! Someone's been watching Game of Thrones....
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